Memo to Brian Williams....

Dear Brian,


Wonder if you could get off your ass long enough to report this story on your broadcast tonight.

You see, an American was butchered by Islamic Slugs and well, I know that he wasn't a Muslim or a Gitmo prisoner who was forced to listen to Eminem and Dr. Dre for 20 days before the music was replaced by ``horrible ghost laughter and Halloween sounds.'', But, hey, what's a couple of 7.62 mm rounds to the back of your head while you're blindfolded compared to that?

Mr. Williams?