Dee Dee Myers DOO DOO

Former Clinton minister of propaganda Dee Dee Myers was on Hardballtonight having a liberal orgy with Chris Matthews. According to her - if she would have been the press secretary handling "Pelletgate", she would have grabbed the boss (opps), er....bull by the horn(s) and got this story out to the beloved and deserving press. Yessir!

Oh Really!

So then what in the hell happened here Ms. "Handy Pants"?

What happened then? Did the "Hillary" get your tongue?


UPDATE: More Republican stupidity emerging.

UPDATE II: Per the NYT's has Whittington dead already....

"NYT: CHENEY FACES GRAND JURY INVESTIGATION IF MAN DIES... In Texas, Carlos Valdez, the district attorney in Kleberg County, said a fatality would immediately spur a new report from the local sheriff and, most likely, a grand jury investigation... MORE..."

NBC has him doing the Perp Walk.

Heh...Mark Levin: "Get Dan Quayle on the Phone

I think the media are on to something. Clearly the public has a right to know all the details of the vice president's near murder of an aging lawyer in Texas (is that a crime?). Let me be the first to suggest that we need a bi-partisan blue ribbon commission in the model of the Warren Commission. We'll call it the Quail Commission. Obviously, the most appropriate person to head the body would be Dan Quayle. The commission could investigate such burning issues as the single quack theory, whether a second armed vice president had been hiding in the grassy knoll, and how the billing records for the trip wound up on a table in Hillary Clinton's Senate office. Full disclosure is the only way to put this pseudo-scandal behind us."

Here, here!